Okay so this morning I had to get up realllllly early. Like 6am early. Ew. (I'm used to getting up around 10-11 am people) I was so tired (and puffy eyed --- video tutorial about how to get rid of puffy eyes coming soon) and I just KNEW that Starbucks was in order or else I'd die. DIE.
So I throw on my sweats and UGGs (WANT THESE FOR XMAS) and head out. I roll into sbux and order a venti quad skinny vanilla latte because I know this day is gonna be rough. I pretty much drank the whole thing in 2 sips and got home to get ready for my new (unpaid) internship as a spot cleaner of the clothes at NORDSTROM! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? Anyway, right as I was about to leave for work, I got the feeling.
You know, the feeling. I had too much coffee and my body was done with it! I had to run into the bathroom so fast you'd think I was at the Annual Sale at Saks!
I had to call in sick because I can't get off the toilet! I know this is really personal and gross, but I am having such a horrid day! I can't even believe it because my barista was so cute and I thought today would be great. I just really hope I don't get fired! I will be a buyer someday, dammit! I will make those decisions for a major department store!
UGHHHHHHH Well I guess I should go. I'll update y'all on what they say about me calling out.
This is how I feel right now:
The internship part is a joke. Right?
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